Natsuko Ozora: Oh Doctor, my son does know what he wants and me too! My husband is a Sea Captain, it´s always out, I feel so lonely and you resemble so much to House! Make me yours!

Doc: Control yourself please!

Tsubasa: Mom! Doctor! I know you are worried about me but… I have to play this match. I owe that to Mark/Kojiro, he´s waiting our clash with hope.

Kojiro: Oliver Aton/Tsubasa Ozora, big asshole! You must come to our shodown even with your guts hanging out your body! All have beaten you up and I want my share too! Shot if you got balls!

Tsubasa: Super Drive Super Shot!

Kojiro: FUCK!

The finals resulted in a tie, but even sharing the trophy, the little quarrels never ended.

Tsubasa: Hey Mark, put my shirt on man! I wore yours even if it smells this bad!

In Japan they didn´t like him too much, so Oliver/Tsubasa ended traveling around the world and finaly he found a good team with a player he could get along.

Tsubasa: Haha! So you advertise the Natillas/Custards? Cool!

Ronaldinho: Yeah! Repetimos?

Concretely the plan consisted on beating up Oliver/Tsubasa without any forgiveness.

Tsubasa: Refereeee! Foul! Foul!

Soda Makoto: HAHA! Don´t you know that the referee is made of hardboard in this series?

Teppei Kisugi: It´s true! I was wondering why he wasn´t refereeing so much.

Kazuo: “Infernal catapult“/Skylab Hurricane!

Masao: Note this one to the Tachibana´s Kamasutra too bro!

Hikaru Matsuyama: Take this for stealing my Tommy/Misaki!

Yoshiko: Philip/Hikaru, I´m glad you are using the bandana I give you!

Sanae: Oli/Tsubasa!

Authors Note: Notice women role on CT.

After all this beating and before the finals against Toho, It´s time to the classic dramatic moment in all sport based series…

Lady, your son musn´t play that match if he want to liv… er… If he want to continue with his football career.

BONUS: Notice the tattoo on Hiroshi Jito. It´s a reference to Sandy Winters, who is no other than his teammate: Mitsuru Sano.

With Benji/Genzo injured, Nankatsu was about to play without his main goalkeeper.

Tsubasa: Don´t Worry! We have Alan/Morisaki!

Morisaki: B… But are you sure I…? Well, they call me “butterhands” because I can´t stop even a free cab…

Tsubasa: Don´t worry Alan/Morisaki! The ball is your friend!

In spite of all the fearsome enemies they got to get around, the New Team/Nankatsu managed to reach the final which (of course) they won, with cheerfullnes and good play, headed by Oli/Tsubasa and Tommy/Misaki.

Mamoru Izawa: Hey! We are here!

Misaki Taro: Let´s go Oli/Tsubasa!

Hajime Taki: Pass the ball someday!

Tsubasa: Tommy/Misaki! I´m going to Brazil with Roberto!

Teppei Kisugi: SCROUNGERS!

Ryo Ishizaki: I don´t know why do you complain, we can just get lazy.

The first season ended, Benji/Genzo and Tommy/Misaki headed to Europe to continue their career. Oliver/Tsubasa was left high and dry and couldn´t go to Brazil. But optimistic like noone, he conforted himself thinking that, after the next tournament he finally will search for Roberto in Brazil, like Marco from the Appennini to the Andes.

Mamoru Izawa: On the one hand I´m glad we take rid of that stupid Tom/Misaki, but fuck! On the other hand we are without Benji/Genzo again!

Morisaki Yuzo: So I´m the starter goalkeeper again? You know… They call me “Feethands”.

But this time, for this season, their enemies got a plan to neutralise Oli/Tsubasa…

BONUS: Haha wo tazunete sanzenri

OMG Genzo

u ok

Translation: Our story starts with Oliver Aton/Tsubasa Ozora, a pretty strange child who loves his football ball as a best friend. His parents totally approved Tsubasa´s fetichism.

Natsuko Ozora: Dear… our son is adorable, but being a freak isn´t going to be problematic?

Oliver/Tsubasa went to a new school and wanted to enter at the football team, but he wasn´t really up to this.

Tsubasa: Cool! Let´s play football together!

The little Oliver/Tsubasa alone wasn´t capable of motivating a whole football team. He was in need of a salutary lesson (¿?)

Roberto Hongo: Hello youngsters! I´m Roberto Sediño, “Brazileiro” and “Footbaleiro”! From today on, I´ll train all of you but I´ll need someone who keeps me at home. If your mom is hot, the better!

Tsubasa: Me! Me! Train me please! What a pro! Amazing ball keeping!

Tsubasa thinks: What I can´t understand is… He´s dressing this way because is a real brazilian or to not to be out of place with the TV of this period (?¿)

Thanks to Roberto, Oliver/Tsubasa´s team was able to set against the best team of the hood, San Francis/Shutetsu headed by Benji Price “Allstoper”(?¿)/Genzo Wakabayashi “Super Great Goal Keeper” who did not measure up to his name.

From that match, the two teams fused up to participate at the regional tournament and oliver finds his soulmate.

Genzo: As long as this two are on my team no one is going to be capable of score.

…How wrong you are Benji/Genzo…

Kojiro Hyuga: Catch this paaayooo!

This little gypsi is Mark Lenders/Kojiro Hyuga, New Team/Nankatsu´s biggest rival. Who of course, “scores” against Benji/Genzo.

Translation: Who doens´t remember this in-credible anime about the “King of sports” which keeps us in front of the TV as if we were watching the World cup? Let´s recap the story about this little japanese, loved by young boys, not so young boys and also the girls, uh? ;)

Allá van con el balón en los pies!…

laviejalvisillo:

Hola!! Estamos enganchadas a Marca TV sólo por ver (otra vez) la reposición de Oliver y Benji!!! ¿Qué tendrán estos animes ochenteros que conservan su encanto más allá de las modas? ¿será la épica? ¿será el carisma de los personajes? ¿o será el campo kilométrico?

Subimos esta parodia que se publicó en la revista de comics Le Potage (ya desaparecida) Esperamos que os guste :D

h-mandni:

Shinji Kagawa = tsubasa (captain majed)